Supermarket Dick

The awkward semi you get in the supermarket when faced with the tedium of going grocery shopping.

The wife made me go grocery shopping with her yesterday. As soon as we got there I had full on supermarket dick.

by davooo October 7, 2013

Supermarine Spitfire

The best and most British plane of WW2.

“I just saw a Supermarine Spitfire fly over!”

by T34main October 11, 2019

Supermarcattack

A holy god in the 501st community a overall good person who cares about everyone a good leader and a friend of many someone who you can trust in a time of need.

Hey Supermarcattack please update my roles.

by Vikinglaw March 19, 2021

Superman Returns

Bryan Singer's attempt to masturbate like a gibbon at the world's greatest superhero. Started off strong, but then fizzled out. Introduced a 5-year-old supertot, despite that being completely against the entirety of the Superman mythos. And had no resemblance to a normal relationship, just awkward stares. Oh, and basically had a one-trick pony of having Superman just lift stuff. A lot. Lame. Also was noted for creating a new alternative energy source, meaning electical cables strapped to Christopher Reeve's rapidly spinning corpse.

Q: What happened to Joe Simon?
A: He bit his own jugular vein after watching Superman Returns. He's in a better place now.

1: Wanna go rent Superman Returns?
2: Wanna lick my dog's balls instead?
1: Sounds like a good alternative.

by LiveattheSchwarzenegger November 11, 2008

superman pose

The urinal stance used by men with either a) small wankers, and/or b) wearing multiple pairs of pants. In the case of a), generally seen as the elbows out, fists on the hips, arched back, chin up.

I just caught Johnson in the mens room in the superman pose.

by ak.trout October 28, 2007

superman dat hoe

superman dat hoe slang term used by the rapper Soulja boy in his hit single crank dat.

to skeet on a females backs and then put the sheets over it.
superman dat hoe

by josh n mike October 17, 2007

supermaned

To have changed in an awkward and confined location.

I supermaned it today in my car between meetings.

by Eddy Buttler, Nicole Korsvoll March 11, 2008