Suicide by Murder

To commit a homicide with the deliberate intention of meeting your own demise as a result.

Creepy Jack shot the neighborhood brat with his crossbow just to get himself on death row. Sometimes Suicide by Murder is a great public service.

by MattYouKnowWho March 13, 2010

suicide text

The act of sending a text that will surely get you killed.

Johnny sent a suicide text when he accidentally sent his dad the text that was meant for his girlfriend.

by texter0020 December 21, 2008

AP Suicide

When a student commits suicide due to work overload of a single or more ap classes. Usually the students shows the signs of having a low grade, crams homework and projects before the test and writes deathnotes to his/hers ap teachers in the desk he/she sits on.

Normal Student: "What happened to Mikey?"

AP STUDENT: "AP SUICIDE" then shoots himself.

by Mr. T-Paine May 30, 2011

suicide

1) The act of taking one's own life. 2) An ill-advised act causing irrevocable harm to one's reputation: political suicide, social suicide, intellectual suicide.

Comparing rape to bad traffic would be considered political suicide, especially considering women are consistently swing voters.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Career Suicide

To perform an action or partake in an activity that will totally discredit you and nullify any chance of personal advancement.

"Going into the room alone with a guest at a hotel is career suicide. Just ask Kobe's alleged victim. Do you notice the day after the accusations spread they said 'former' hotel worker?"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

Suicidemouse

Walt Disney had created a cartoon for Mickey Mouse back in 1930 (SuicideMouse), and it was a little bit strange. The animation seemingly showed Mickey Mouse walking across a street with a couple of buildings in the background.or me would walk regularly. The music playing in the background wasn't the regular piano music you normally hear in those cartoons. It was simply banging on a piano before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. The video then cut to black. The whole thing was actually 9 minutes and 4 seconds long. The film stayed in black until the 6th minute, where it returned to Mickey Mouse walking down a street. There was no more music, though, there was some murmuring in the background. Until the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream. Colors started appearing where there shouldn't have been in the 30s, and Mickey's face was falling apart. His eyes fell to the bottom of his head. The video then started to get very odd, becoming very warbled. This continued until the 9th minute, until going to closeup on Mickey's face for 30 seconds, with a sort of broken music box in the background. The video then ended. The person watching then left the room, very pale, and saying the phrase "Real suffering is not known" 7 times before grabbing a security guard's pistol and offing himself.

Honestly, I think Suicidemouse is fake.

by Claws111 June 21, 2010

suicide

the ending of someone's suffering, the person ends it themselves.

Them: Did you hear? He committed suicide!
You: Suicide isn't a crime.

by imlostandicantfindmyway December 19, 2014