stir my balls

A synonym for ruffle your feathers

I think he texted me at 2 a.m. just to stir my balls.

by bumpkinpatch October 9, 2019

HAITIAN STIR FRY

When you are getting roughed up and it ends with a splintering mop handle being inserted...anally.

When I'm done beating your ass, you can look forward to a nice Haitian Stir Fry you bitch ass ho!

by LegendaryCurt October 18, 2020

Kentucky Stir Fry

When you ejaculate on a girl's lower back doggy style while chewing tobacco, spit tobacco in the ejaculation, then stir it with you finger.

Bro i pulled a Kentucky Stir Fry on my chick last night.

by Ass To Mouth August 2, 2012

Alabama Stir Stick

Scratching ones butt hole with thier finger and then stirring someones drink with the tainted finger.

The ass hole at the bar left his drink to take a piss. I scratched my ass hole and stirred his drink, giving him an Alabama Stir Stick

by Bubba Ho January 23, 2008

Oriental Stir Fry

Having a finger/fingers in an asian girl, but going in a circurlar (clockwise/counter) motion

That asian piece of ass dropped her panties and I gave her an oriental stir fry and then she love me long time

by Buck Walter May 3, 2011

Stir It Up Tuesday

A day where you put your hand in a port-a-potty and mix all of the poop, toilet paper and blue liquid together

Its tuesday, Stir It up Tuesday!

by dom1378 June 8, 2023

stirring the community soup

When a guy has sex with a girl after a bunch of his buddies have also had sex with her at some point in time

Man, did you hear Clyde banged Crystal? Even though Todd, Steve, Adam and Mark had already hit that? Man, he's stirring the community soup

by Atomic Barbie January 23, 2011