Stewart Copeland

Drummer, composer, occasional songwriter and founding member of The Police, also arguably the best member. Known for his monstrous talent, good looks, quick wit, manic personality and encyclopedic knowledge for music, he is the amalgamation of everything that made the band great. He stood out, both figuratively and literally, not only for being the tallest and youngest member of the band, but also the only American. He brought his humorous shenanigans onscreen, drumming on various non-instrument objects (including a rocket at a space station), jumping off a ladder, operating a camera, and even performing in a cage surrounded by lions, among other things. Nowadays he can be found toying around with his eclectic, multicultural, extensive collection of instruments at his music studio lovably named the Sacred Grove. His childlike sense of curiosity and wonder has remained intact, and if anything he has become even more audacious than he was at the "height" of his career. He has seamlessly aged from a hyper young drummer to a crazy old man, essentially the musician equivalent of a crazy cat lady. You should go follow him on Instagram, he's seriously amazing. Needless to say he is incredible and I would love to meet him.

"Stewart Copeland is so crazy he's literally just like me fr"
"Stewart Copeland has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces"
"Stewart Copeland could hit me with a car and I'd thank him"

by Queen of Cringe June 16, 2023

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kane stewart

a cute ass guy who lies nd says i’m pretty when i’m not but he’s sweet nd cute 10/10 would give hugs nd lowkey date k periodt

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by gae™️ September 11, 2019

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Dasher Stewart

Absolute legend. Women fall before him. Is the fastest man alive. Gender unknown. Dasher will always be there to give his honest opinion. Also known as water boy.

“Look at that hunk go, he’s an absolute Dasher Stewart”

by BigRang May 10, 2021

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