Steel Reserve

Steel Reserve is a high-gravity, low-expense alcoholic lager beverage which comes in three forms: the 6-pack of 12 oz. cans, the 24 oz. can and the black label 24 oz. can, which packs a whalloping 8.1% alc/vol. It is also referred to by nominal social circles in the southeast as a Stiff Henry, for reasons unknown. Steel Reserve is a homely brew with a refreshing taste and high chugability factor. It also tastes splendid in combination with a cigarette. One can only speculate that it is costing the industry millions of dollars in deficit to market a 24 oz. can for a measly 99 cents. Theoretically, a homeless derelict of legal age can scrounge up enough money to purchase a can of Steel Reserve and get stinking drunk, presuming he did not first surrender his funds to a fast-food restaurant dollar menu. Additionally, Steel Reserve is probably the only drink which promotes Viking mythology.

Possible Dialogue:
Bum: "You're kidding me. I get all of that for a buck?"
Sales Clerk: "It's no joke, sir."
Bum: "So lemme get this right - I get a great taste AND a low price?"
Sales Clerk: "You can't drink that in the store, sir."
Bum: "My, my... you don't see THESE in the dumpster everyday."
Sales Clerk: "I'm going to have to call security."

by Uriah April 26, 2005

Steeler High

The prolonged feelings of euphoria yinz get whenever the Steelers complete one of the best comebacks in playoff history n you follow it by ignoring your responsibilities and acting like a wreckless drunk for the next 2 days n' at.

I was on such a Steeler High after we beat dahn 'at faggot flacco in the playoffs n'at at that i bought 6 liters of mad dog and was wildin out til mondee.

by tamsulosin January 18, 2011

Steely McMichaels

A beneficent and God-pleasing act that requires at least one sorostitute (able bodied is a must - an amputee would be too cruel) and one tall frosty can of Steel Reserve. Merely lead the cock hungry whore (i.e. the sorostitute) into your bedroom or the back of your van, wherever you normally do this stuff, and proceed to penetrate her vigorously. After she is good and moist from some heavy duty fucking, pull out of her gaping vagina and immediately enter her gaping rectum. Since she is a lowly whore, she will expect this move as lovemaking's natural progression. But here's where you surprise the bitch: upon reaching climax, pull out once more and nut all over her back, but aim your shooting sperm arc so most of it gets in her stylish hairdo. As she contemplates the piss poor state of her life, you perform the coup de grace by shot gunning the Steel Reserve and pouring the undrinkable trickles on her cum gummed head. If and only if she really deserve this last part, then go ahead and: place one palm under her chin for leverage while smashing the empty can down on the top of her skull, thus crushing the can and whatever fleeting scraps of dignity she may have had left.

Hey I heard your slutty sister likes to get the Steely McMichaels, but she requests the skull can crunch! She must have suffered some trauma that links her arousal with pain and humiliation. Too bad.

by Alpha&Omega October 27, 2005

Man of Steel

Superman's nickname. Otherwise known as DC Comics most celebrated badass. First appearance in Action Comics #1, original creator being Jerry Siegel. The Man of Steel is the most badass superhero ever created, having almost every superpower, including super speed, super strength, flight, invulnerability, laser vision, x-ray vision, other visions.

The Man of Steel is Superman.
The Man of Steel is a badass superhero.

by Tom Kane May 10, 2014

Brotherhood of Steel

a long standing faction in the fallout games who protect and preserve pre war technology in order for it to be properly studied. there are many chapters of this group who all get their orders and information from the highest ranking members of their group who are called the circle of steel. each chapter has 4 orders who have separate rolls. there are the knights, paladins, scribes and sentinels. it works like this squires become initiates, initiates become knights or scribes, knights can become paladins, and paladins can become sentinels. only sentinels can become elders who are the ones who govern the chapter. the brotherhood prefer using laser weapons and power armor as opposed to guns, plasma weapons and light armors. except for the armored body glove they were under their power armor as well as field scribe outfits and scribe/elder robes and jackets. i hope this was informative. fight well brothers and sisters ad victorium.

here comes the brotherhood of steel to save us yay.

by b.o.s bro April 5, 2017

Brotherhood Of Steel

The Brotherhood of Steel is described as "a quasi-religious technological organization" by the Fallout Wiki. Their main goal is to preserve the technology of the Old World and utilize it to better mankind. There are many different types of Brotherhood of Steel. There's the East Coast Brotherhood of Steel. These guys are cool. They help friendly wastelanders and are generally upstanding people. There's the West Coast Brotherhood of Steel, and those guys are dicks. They completely ignore practical tech such as agriculture and medicine, and focus completely on military tech so they can shoot cooler lasers. They don't even socialize with wastelanders, and stuff themselves in a hidden bunker like the beta male introverts they are. Overall, the West Coast Brotherhood of Steel is completely useless and a betrayal of the Brotherhood of Steel's mission.

Mr. House (cool dude) when telling the Courier about the Brotherhood of Steel (West Coast): "They're a terrorist group, basically. Militant, Quasi-religious fanatics obsessed with hoarding Pre-War technology. Not all technology, mind you. You don't see them raiding hospitals to cart away Auto-Docs or armfuls of prosthetic organs. No, they greatly prefer the sort of technology that puts people in hospitals. Or graves, rather, since hospitals went the way of the Dodo."

by JConlisk November 17, 2017

Stainless Steel Sink

A chick with braces with her mouth wide open to take hot load.

Dude, does your girl still give you head now that she has braces? Hell yea. Now I just drop my oyster in her stainless steel sink.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2009