stalker feed 

An alternate name for mini feed on Facebook, emphasizing its stalkeresque nature. Especially the feed on the home page of Facebook.

No, I wasnt creeping on your profile, the stuff just comes up on stalker feed!

stalker feed by Alphus February 12, 2008

stalker button 

The facebook button at the bottom of pages that says "Older posts..." Until then, you were just seeing what's up. Once you press that button, you have entered "stalker status."

Janice, you need to get over your ex and stop looking at his facebook. You are so obsessed, you clicked his stalker button five times.

stalker button by andbenwaslike April 17, 2009

Stalker Love

(Stalker Love):
1:Someone who use to be friends with someone
and fell in love with that person who lead them on but feelings aren't returned or given back
So you stalk their new gf. And always find out where their new relationship stands and try to get them broken up.

2: Stay obsessed with said person forever.

Some call it a stalking some call it Love.

In any case, you continue to write them letters on Facebook, Myspace, etc. Hoping they will talk to you, any talking at all even negative and hate talk works for them

Lenore:"That Mary is such a stalker, she needs to move on and quit sending Tim and his new gf Sally messages. It's sick."

Keira:"I know, there is something wrong with her, why does she like him anyways? He is sooo ugly! ugh. She calls it love i call it stalker."

Lenore:"I know it.. Stalker love...And his new gf is so stupid."

Bob:"Dude, Lizzie is so stalking me. She won't stop following me around."

Mark"I made out with her last night and she said your name dude..Must be stalker love"

Bob:"Freakk. imma get a restraining order"

Stalker Love by Obsessed Stalker September 6, 2010

stalker's tango 

stalker's tango is a Autoheart song about how you won't meet another person like him/her.

Sam :Have you listen to Stalker's Tango
Khalessi: It's so good

stalker's tango by non-existent_mental heath February 18, 2022

Stalker File 

Generally used synonymously with Instant Messaging programs such as AIM, a Stalker File is the recording of AIM conversations with a certain person. Its use is not exactly known but it is used either to be able to recall a certain conversation with that person or just to admire how much you talk to them about the most important and meaningful stuff or just daily chitter-chatter.

AKA: S.F.

"Just check your Stalker File to see what we were talking about yesterday!"

Stalker File by Mrazfan January 11, 2009

Stalker Shopper 

A person that "hangs out" in retail establishments looking for random people to talk to about their beliefs or opinions. Topics can range from religious beliefs to the dangers of certain nutrients in their diet.

I have turned into a stalker shopper magnet. I can't go any where without a random person walking up to me and talking about some bizarre topic that I don't even care about.

Stalker Shopper by Lolita0891 April 13, 2014

stalker skank 

a girl who doesn't allow other girls to even look at her ex-boyfriend, let alone speak to him. She's controllive of someone she can't have anymore.

Person1: I really like Mark.
Person2: Then ask him out.
Person1: Nah, his ex-girlfriend is a stalker skank.

stalker skank by hailey_halfbreed July 7, 2007