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rectal squirt

Porn. Very bad porn.
Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google.
Very traumatic experience.

Never try a rectal squirt.
It hurts.
Very much
Certain men couldnt walk for a week.
"OH MY GOD! My rectal is squirting." - Rectal squirt.
by MarkBonerMonkeyMcKeich August 16, 2006
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Scissor Squirt

When one girl squirts directly into another girls vagina. It is called a scissor squirt because it requires the women to be in a scissor position.
I was eating out my girlfriend yesterday, and she said it felt so good that she was going to squirt, so we got in the scissor position and she scissor squirted into my cunt.
by heartsvag March 29, 2010
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squirt

when a female ejaculates a clear, odorless, liquid from her urethra due to stimulation of the "g-spot" to orgasm.
If you are a squirter you should have plenty of towels handy.
by cj313403 May 23, 2005
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Squilt

The act of pulling ones scrotum up towards your navel and in so doing covering your balls and cock. In performing this act you have made a blanket or quilt from your scrotum skin.

The joy of a squilt is not only the warmth felt by your cock and balls but this act allows for a fun game of hide and seek with your partner.

Another bonus is the joy felt from her/him performing a hummer to your squilt. And allowing easy access to the taint and a possible tossed salad.
Gee my cock and balls are cold tonight honey.

Why don't you make a squilt for it dear?

That's a brilliant idea honey.
by frosty_71 April 11, 2011
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Squirt Plug

When you take a small terd that is followed by explosive diareaha
Hey Roy i just had a squirt plug come out and shit all over the toilet bowl
by DJ SQUITTLES June 15, 2009
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Squirtle Squirt

"So I was banging this one bitch, banging her so good, that when she was about to squirt she yelled "SQUIRTLE SQUIRT!" Shit took me by surprise bro."
by devindeannadretimrachaelbrooke January 14, 2015
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squinj

something so horrible it can not be expressed in real words, only as "Squinj"
What the squinj was that? Sounded like a squinjing T-Rex eating a baby... Squinj!
by HomerSexual February 5, 2008
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