Squelch

When a female coughs or sneezes and cum comes out of her vagina.

She coughed so hard that she squelched

by hurricanekarina September 28, 2014

squencher

Severly Anal Retentive, so tight you cannot deficate, single minded stupidity, uptight, tied up in knots, all resulting in the effected individual, group or organization becoming full of feces. Squenched, to squench, a squencher.

1.The bass guitar player is such a aquencher about being the perfect musician that he's not able fit in with the band.
2. Bill was voted most likely to have a stick up his ass by the employees that he was a major squencher to.

by J. wolfy November 8, 2008

Squetchmoo

Squetchmoo- Simply means to mailbomb. Very handy word if you use "Squedidch" often because almoast nobody would notice the change. And then they dont need to find out the word.

Coversation in public
Dani: Hi wanna tease someone?
Sl: Yea lets, Squetchmoo that guy!

Guy: NOO! Someone have Squetchmooed me!

by Monkey_ass September 19, 2003

squeeching

to make a really loud, annoying noise.

The birds were squeeching so bad, that the people spoke loudly for the rest of their lives.

by MandeeConvery March 26, 2008

Squinch

When a person needs to scratch themselves but they have no nails, and so they instead use their fingers to squeeze, pinch, and smear the itchy area on their body.

"Jacob's balls itched, but since Jacob had no nails to scratch them he had to squinch them instead."

by Thetipsycow March 19, 2018

Squanch

The act of male on male scissoring. The men spread their legs in a "Y" (scissor) shape and place scrotum's together, usually behind the other party's testicular sac, and proceed to pleasure one another.

Man, my sac hurts! Next time we squanch, one of us needs to shave so it's not like our balls are Velcroed together..

See also scissoring

by fat_atkison September 15, 2011

Squanching

A term used in the show Rick and Morty. It is code for male masturbation.

Friend: Hey, you coming to see-
Guy: DUDE! IM SQUANCHING!!
Friend: I am so sorry! Forgive me!

by AbbeyRoad9242 October 8, 2016