spunk burger

An artisan style burger prepared for a significant other or stranger. This course is typically served in spite, with a special semen sauce.

"Damn it Donald, I just took a bite of that rotten spunk burger and I almost choked"

"One spunk burger for the fat rude lady at table 7, Mr. Rowe"

"Paul can't get enough of that special spunk burger after our lunch hot yoga session"

by Donald A. February 11, 2019

spunk loader

Boston Creme donut. From the semen-like filling inside.

"Hey, you got any spunk loaders in that box of donuts?"

by Copper_head December 31, 2007

Spunk Gourmet

An expert on spunk than can tell the race, age, and time since last ejaculation just by the taste.

I taught that little Spunk Gourmet a lesson and ate a bunch of asparagus before she blew me.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 8, 2008

Spunk Rack

An open faced recepticle in which you can store spunk. Typically another persons body part.
Normally used for short term storage.

"I whacked my load in her spunk rack for safe keeping..."

by booshboy April 2, 2009

slam spunk

when you jhizz in your hand and slap your gilr in the face

"I slam spunked that bitch!"

by maintenance_strokes October 20, 2016

christopher spunk

a big chunky boi with teeth like the sign of infinity, he defines himself as bi but he is truly a beluga. his quiff looks like a ruler that just survived 14 wars with bulgaria. he will wear a bracelet given to him by his daddy uwu. this man watches doc Mcstuffins every tuesday unless it is march. he looks like an emo who really needs his period. he smells like a combination of dead fish and frog piss. his weeny is very smoll

bob: christopher spunk just ate me
jonas: yeh he do that

by father of spunk November 8, 2019

Spunk Marley

Whilst plowing your woman or, preferrably the mistress, in doggy style. Right before climax, the male pulls out and immediately targets the hair with his warm spunk. He then lays her flat, mounts her and ferociously tugs, twists and tangles a lock of her hair, thus creating the Spunk Marley deadlock!

Billy: Guess what Hank, last night I gave Mary the good ol' Spunk Marley while we were listening to 'No Woman No Cry'.

Hank: Gee whiz Billy!

by elmedina September 18, 2014