spuds puds

a friend called spuds testicles

"hey look spuds playing with his puds"

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

The Spud Run

To complete a round trip to a food outlet such as a tuckshop/canteen/subway/pizza hut/dominos/donut king/mcdonalds/milk bar/corner store/grocery shop/chinese takeaway outlet or a cheese factory.

I'm going on a spud run to the tuckshop, i'll be back in time to beat up some little kids.

by Smavie April 5, 2004

Spuds deep

During coitus, to have ones phallus inside the young lady as far as it will go.

"I say Frobisher old chap, I spent a delightful evening with Marjorie last night, and to top it off I was spuds deep by 11pm"

by Cooked Sock April 21, 2010

spud muffin

A plain or pudgy dude who fancies himself to be a real ladies man.

Why do I attract all the spud muffins?

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

Spud Nose

When the tip of one's nose is so covered in blackheads that it resembles a potato.

Jack hasn't showered since last Thursday, it's no wonder he has a spud nose.

by siosays July 19, 2011

Spud Chucka

Spud Chucka is an argricultural insult used to describe convicted paedophile Darren Cook

Darren Cook's a right spud chucka'

by David Dyeshispubesgreen Dickinson December 5, 2007

Spud

a teenage boy who is an idiot, does stupid things and makes stupid comments. He lets chickens drown.

Spud is an idiot.
'i have chickens; but one died.'
'How did it die?'
'it drowned because i left it in the pond'

by PhoebeFloBillyKliperTaraAmy March 9, 2009