A massive flood of raging hormones all concentrated to an area the size of a single human cell, so explosive and compact, only alcohol and sex can release this immense preassure, resulting in stampedes to Mexico, Florida, and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
This is where stories of Bro Rape, Hot Lesbian realities, wet T-shirt contests, etc.
This is where stories of Bro Rape, Hot Lesbian realities, wet T-shirt contests, etc.
Raging Hormone: "I'm so fuckin pumped, i think i'm going to fuck the first thing that walks through the door."
Raging Hormone 2: "NO!, keep the juggernaut locked up, wait until Spring Break... Intercourse, Pennsylvania isn't going to know what hit them."
Raging Hormone 2: "NO!, keep the juggernaut locked up, wait until Spring Break... Intercourse, Pennsylvania isn't going to know what hit them."
by 556677NK March 10, 2010
Get the Spring Breakmug. a town outside of Richmond,Va that is full of old white lady's and thugs. 16% of these thugs are white. Shootings happen once every week. If you want to live here and avoid these shootings, move to mullen's lane.
Greg: "Dude lets go to Highland Springs"
Gerald: "If you want to get shot be my guest"
Greg: "Were going to mullen's lane, thats where my grandma lives."
Gerald: "Ohhh ok."
Gerald: "If you want to get shot be my guest"
Greg: "Were going to mullen's lane, thats where my grandma lives."
Gerald: "Ohhh ok."
by yum bum March 7, 2012
Get the Highland Springsmug. When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.
"Hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure."
"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"
"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."
"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"
"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."
by backfromiraq January 11, 2012
Get the The Spring Boardmug. The spirit of a pine tree that now serves as the ghost and protector of walkway shoveling. It is said that the pine tree was once a mortal tree and then became an Inside Christmas tree when it was put into a Christmas tree stand, but after seeing it's family shovel snow and being thrown into a dumpster to chill with the Ninja turtles it was reincarnated into the magical ghost of walkway shoveling, that sprouts new branches for arms and helps shovel people's walkways and has pizza with the Ninja turtles.
by jatgm1 March 8, 2018
Get the spring cottagemug. When having a big dick tucked in your pants but when getting a boner the dick lunges at you or springs at you
by dawdbro September 14, 2016
Get the Spring dickmug. by tickaya May 23, 2006
Get the whittle springsmug. Looks like Jeb and Judy have a nasty Polish Spring in their front yard. I could smell it before I could see it.
by BigFatSlackjaw October 13, 2020
Get the Polish Springmug.