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Spring Break

A massive flood of raging hormones all concentrated to an area the size of a single human cell, so explosive and compact, only alcohol and sex can release this immense preassure, resulting in stampedes to Mexico, Florida, and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

This is where stories of Bro Rape, Hot Lesbian realities, wet T-shirt contests, etc.
Raging Hormone: "I'm so fuckin pumped, i think i'm going to fuck the first thing that walks through the door."

Raging Hormone 2: "NO!, keep the juggernaut locked up, wait until Spring Break... Intercourse, Pennsylvania isn't going to know what hit them."
by 556677NK March 10, 2010
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Highland Springs

a town outside of Richmond,Va that is full of old white lady's and thugs. 16% of these thugs are white. Shootings happen once every week. If you want to live here and avoid these shootings, move to mullen's lane.
Greg: "Dude lets go to Highland Springs"
Gerald: "If you want to get shot be my guest"
Greg: "Were going to mullen's lane, thats where my grandma lives."
Gerald: "Ohhh ok."
by yum bum March 7, 2012
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spring cottage

The spirit of a pine tree that now serves as the ghost and protector of walkway shoveling. It is said that the pine tree was once a mortal tree and then became an Inside Christmas tree when it was put into a Christmas tree stand, but after seeing it's family shovel snow and being thrown into a dumpster to chill with the Ninja turtles it was reincarnated into the magical ghost of walkway shoveling, that sprouts new branches for arms and helps shovel people's walkways and has pizza with the Ninja turtles.
That dude outside is being a spring cottage with that shovel.
by jatgm1 March 8, 2018
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Spring dick

When having a big dick tucked in your pants but when getting a boner the dick lunges at you or springs at you
my spring dick was showing at church today
by dawdbro September 14, 2016
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Spring-jiggle

Spring jig-gle (N, V, Adj.)
1. Associated with a pudding (31), teardrop or heart-shaped ass. The snapping back of healthy, female, gluteus maximus muscle.
2. A supple ass with strong support ties or extreme foundational integrity. The behind the scenes, working mechanisms, of the finished result.
3. Often referred to as the Spring-jiggle Effect, primarily in a gym environment. It is believed that certain exercises can amplify the desired outcome. Heredity, however, is given a large portion of the credit. Brazilian and Colombian ass is usually a visual marker of the Effect.
If you want, I can show you some exercises to enhance your spring-jiggle.”
“My what?” I said, laughing.

Origin: J. Bango book series—“Dorm Tramps.”
by J. Bango December 12, 2016
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Spring pocket

Cantonese for your scrotum. It means you scrotum without the testes, becuase it is a spring POCKET. Spring on it's own means penis.
You disturb me fucking, your spring pocket will be barbecued!
by someone out there who is bored October 31, 2021
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Baxter Springs

That one little town in Kansas in Cherokee County

There is a pool and some tiny restaurants, pretty boring

There is the city section and the rootin tootin cowboy section

That's all there is here
Person 1: Do you wanna do anything fun around where you live?
Person 2: No! I live in Baxter Springs.
by 石头 October 13, 2023
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