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A classic sex move in which you fire a big load down your favorite biatch's throat, followed by handing her a can of her favorite highly carbonated beverage. After she takes a big drink, vigorously shake her head back and forth and enjoy the show!
A big nut and a can of warm Jolt transformed Kelly into a cum guzzling sperm burping bitch last night.
by Jason January 9, 2004
Get the cum guzzling sperm burping bitch mug.The effect where one put's one's hand in a recently ejaculated pool of sperm on a bed and reacts wildly due to the sudden sensory effect of the unexpected damp.
Person A: AAAAAH (waves hand wildly)
Person B: Dude, what the fuck?
Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.
Person B: Dude, what the fuck?
Person A: I just got sperm burned from your jizz, asshole.
by Mack Daddy Mark Morrison February 24, 2010
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This is what we've termed the "sperm-slide:" the unpleasant feeling of semen rushing back out of you when you stand up after sex. This sometimes occurs after a delay of several minutes (up to half an hour!), and the elapsed time only makes it more awkward when the cum-gush comes.
This is what we've termed the "sperm-slide:" the unpleasant feeling of semen rushing back out of you when you stand up after sex. This sometimes occurs after a delay of several minutes (up to half an hour!), and the elapsed time only makes it more awkward when the cum-gush comes.
Ugh, I experienced the worst sperm slide on the way to campus this morning. And I have horrible sex dreads. I feel like everyone can tell I had sex before class.
by doitforthelulz March 11, 2011
Get the sperm slide mug.Gaudy neon light accessories placed on the bottom of cars and motorcycles. So named because they are reminescent of the body fluid scanners used on "CSI" and "The Da Vinci Code."
(1) Whoa dude you got a sperm detector for your car? You're big pimpin now.
(2) Wow, look at the sperm detector on that car. What a loser. Visual pollution, I tell you.
(2) Wow, look at the sperm detector on that car. What a loser. Visual pollution, I tell you.
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