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Person 2: Yeah, he's a splorgus alright
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Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.
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1. By the sound of it Andrey's just splargled.
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