Spare nip

A side ting who will do a gentleman’s bidding.

“Go find a spare nip who will do what you want!”

by Joebanana April 1, 2022

Spare Dick

Describing an annoying person or a fuckwit.

James is a spare dick. He is a fuckwit, hes so annoying.

by Annikins February 26, 2024

Spare Bedroom

Evas/slag favourite place to be when it’s her sesh.

Spare bedroom = shag

by Cjd118 June 29, 2022

Spare change voice

When your girlfriend has been on mad one for days and her voice has finally given. So now you can finally be brave and wind her up properly , as there is no consequence for you current self, but for you future self, of whom you empathize but self destructively cannot save, much like your partners voice.

Shut up with that spare change voice. I didn't care then , and I don't now , setal petal. If you want to use your mouth you can Nosh us off like a good crackhead, as your ears are sick of your own voice box, and that's why it's cut out.

And I swear if your spastic ass hits me one more time, you will Mr Tumble down those stairs.
(Clap between syllables towards her towards the end to add in a little phizaz women love it)

by Pom123 April 8, 2022

spare bulk products

The leftover bulk products your mom always has from Sam's Club. 40 rolls of toilet paper, 8 rolls of paper towels, 4 tubes of toothpaste, etc. Usually occupies a hall or bathroom closet.

"Oh we're out of toilet paper? Just check the spare bulk products closet in the bathroom."

by KDAVE. September 20, 2009

spare ground

The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.

Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".

by boyboyce September 4, 2009

spare nigerian

I am gonn to Nigeria for safari!
Well dont forget to take with you a spare nigerian!

In the truck: if spare nigerian ready?
Spare nigerian: Yes Master!
Throw him into leopards, i would like to see if lepards are hungry

by kkUPYUOASS February 9, 2024