Sober Sailor

A person who prefers the experience of being sober over using alcohol and drugs. They seek and find pleasure in activities that don't involve substance use.

She won't get drunk with us, she's a sober sailor.

by Lethal Lex December 5, 2010

Stoned Sober

When you over smoke to the point of no longer feeling high.

"I've been smoking all day, I feel like I smoked my self sober. I must be Stoned Sober."

by HiddenSeven February 14, 2018

Sober Monitor

someone who is supposed to be sober at an event and monitor proceedings, but would often rather drink

Ali was supposed to be the sober monitor for the party Thursday, but was the drunkest girl at the party by 10:30pm.

by ginger125 September 19, 2016

Sober Nancy

The sole sober individual in a group of intoxicated or inebreated people, who is annoying the group and/or decreasing the level of fun.

Nicole was the Sober Nancy for the night, for she cock-blocked everyone and kept suggesting that it was too loud.

by Col. Sandersen June 20, 2008

sober drunk

The feeling of being drunk with the rest of your friends when you are actually completely sober.

It's ok if I'm the DD, I can still get sober drunk with you!

by emspeanut July 29, 2014

sober irishman

Rarest kind of Humans on Earth!!!

I don't Understand, a SOBER Irishman!! do they exist

by welsh moshur June 30, 2006

anti-sober

To not care, to have tried and tried but have gotten nowhere. Not an act of defeat but an act of rebellion.understanding you dont want what everybody else has.feeling completed and wanting nothing.letting life's current take control of your entire self worth and shows you the bigger picture. Self destruction really is the first step into enlightenment. Damn everything and persue disire

till you find what you really need to exist.

Anti-sober : if you need an example then stay sober.

by im jacob an i hate you December 2, 2013