Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.

CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.

by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019

Soap eating

When the song soap by Melanie Martinez plays so you eat soap.

DoNt EaT sOaP- crankthatfrank on soap eating

by Ezratheshookmo May 15, 2018

Soaping the Pope

The accidental act of getting soap stuck in the urethra of an uncircumsized penis ; as an erect uncircumsized penis resembles the hat of a pope.

Steve, what was all that noise coming from the bathroom?

Well mom, I was taking a shower, and i accidentally soaped the pope!

Word: Soaping the Pope

by ThePopeSoaper March 12, 2011

Soft soaped

One who ejaculates when the penis is flacid i.e Soft soapin

"Man that bitch was so hot I soft soaped"

by Ty Baker November 5, 2011

Soap Pirates

A game of shoving bars of soap up an unsuspecting persons ass in the shower whilst screaming “AARGH!”.

Hey bro, wanna play a quick game of Soap Pirates?

by Maxwell House November 2, 2018

Soaping Wet

When you get out of the bathtub to get a snack and you’re covered in soap suds.

She got out of the bathtub without toweling off to get a snack and was soaping wet.

by AmyLane July 19, 2023

laundry soap

The same thing as laundry detergent. It means you're putting the LAUNDRY SOAP into the washer in order to wash your crappy clothes.

(lmao idk anyone who calls this laundry soap. My friend does tho) (because he is a person of natural perfection.) (lmao not true)

"MOM! We're out of Laundry Soap!"

"Tf you say?"

by The Disrespect February 23, 2022