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Lawn Soaping

Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.
CactusUpMyAss is not responsible for any anal injury as a result of Lawn Soaping.
Lawn Soaping by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019

National ass shaking day 

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!
Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

Shaking my dick 

Shaking my dick
The ghetto equivalent to SMH (Shaking my head)
Usually said after someone does something embarrassing or rather awkward

*can be done practically: after the event occurs instead of shaking your head pull your pants down and shake your dick like a beyblade
*is gender based
Shaking my dick: Literally the manly equivalent of Shaking my head
Boi 1: *says something awkward to his crush in front of others

Boi 2: Bruh SMD *pulls pant down and shakes his dick rapidly

Palm Shaking 

The act of shaking your bed with your palm making it seem like there is an earthquake.
Tabitha thought there was an earthquake, but then realized Molly was just palm shaking.
Palm Shaking by 8218 March 12, 2009

Fuck Yeah Seaking! 

The best meme evar, created by /b/tards.
Seaking is a water Pokémon, also, the best Pokémon.
Mootle: ''so i herd u liek mudkipz?''
/b/tard: ''ya i liek dem its teh only awesome pokémon!''
Awesome /b/tard: ''FUCK YEAH SEAKING!'''
/b/: ''FUCK YEAH SEAKING! SEAKING ROCKS!''
Fuck Yeah Seaking! by Lolwut!? January 11, 2008
Slaking: Wooing with the intention to bed. Flirting outrageously and overtly.

A variant of slake, meaning: To satisfy (a craving); quench: slaked

Mike took slaking to an extreme when he started licking the arm of the girl he was dancing with.

Chantal, slaking with Chuck, leaned forward while grabbing his thigh.
slaking by Dan Meneley February 3, 2006