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snorkel nuts

When a guy*or man or boy* has an erection in which his dick is sticking straight up and his ballsack hangs low forming the image of goggles and a snorkel.
I fucked bobby last night, but he had a bad case of the snorkel nuts!!
by SC00TER June 28, 2008
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snorkeldorfer

Someone who fart's while taking a bath, and then try's to catch the bubbles in his/her nose.
that snorkeldorfer Jarod is an odd fellow.....
by Fop ninja July 5, 2006
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Snork

Snork: (verb) the act of unintentionally inhaling a liquid refreshment through one's nasal passages via the back of the throat, thereby causing a 'snork' sound to emanate from behind the clenched teeth of the victim. Occurs most frequently when sudden laughter has been induced by an unforeseen event, audio-visual item, or comment.
That was so funny I snorked my soda!
by justshellyca August 6, 2011
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snooks

the act of sucker-punching someone
As she turns to kiss him, Rodney snooks his gf in the head.

gf: I was going to give you a rj snooks!
rodney: snooks take that!
by T.R.J. May 22, 2006
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paper bag snorkel game

you give a woman a paper bag, put it on their head, leave a hole in it, and insert a snorkel so that they may breath.
Me: Want to play the paper bag snorkel game?

You: What is the paper bag snorkel game?

Me: Here is a paper bag... wear it... there is a hole i will now insert a snorkel for you to breath.

You: *choking/gagging noises*
by Davidge May 5, 2008
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Snooks

1. n. a fool or jackass. commonly used slang in the UK.
2. v. (to snook) to victimize (UK)
3. v. (to be snooked) to be victimized (UK)
Rodney: so that's the conclusion of my presentation.
Jim: That sucked. you're snooks (1)!
Rodney: it's really funny... when I was learning this material, that's what everyone said too...
Jim: You're a jackass.
Rodney: Thanks for your comments!

Fred: Hey Rodney, how did your presentation go.
Rodney: I got pretty snooked (3) by people the crowd.
Fred: Maybe you should cut off your ponytail. It makes you look like a jackass.
by ^twenty minutes^ June 12, 2005
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Pork Snorkel

Your manhood looks like a snorkel when receiving a BJ. Created when the girl takes one of your balls in her mouth having the shaft run up one or the other side of her face representing a snorkel.
My girl was diving on me and gave me the Pork Snorkel.
by JR538 June 16, 2009
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