snert

The creepy wheezing pervert who beats off in the corner of a room.

Person A: "Hey, did you just see that guy that left here? He was sooooo creepy!!"
Person B: "Yeah, I think he jizzumed over there in the corner."
Person C: "That's what I call a SNERT!!!"

by Slave Kitten September 3, 2005

snerfing

being sad... coming from being as blue as a snerf

My boyfriend broke up with me. I'm so snerfing

by shosho2 September 28, 2009

Snerd

Eye booger. The "stuff" that gathers at the corners of your eyes.

I would have appreciated my friend telling me I had a snerd before I had my photo taken.

by Ashleysbyc January 19, 2009

snergle

(verb) A very brief snuggle; akin to a house cat nuzzling a person's leg. Usually used in online conversation.

When she saw her friends in the chat room, she snergled them.

by Zhie July 25, 2008

snerk

To Snort a Percocet

Yo dude crush up a dadidi, I wanna snerk.

by Dadidi December 26, 2009

snerking

when someone is jacking off.. another word for masturbation

Dude!! Mitch is snerking to the internet porn again!

by Ha dizzle wizzle December 18, 2005

Snerm

The concoction of snot and sperm as the result of receiving the "angry dragon."

"You wouldn't believe the amount of snerm that come out of that girls nose when I angry dragoned her!"

by JSketch December 26, 2011