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Cockle Snacker 

One whom does not often perform fellatious acts with strangers; although, when peckish, snacks cockles as madmen devour sandwiches.
A snacker will usually resemble a wild hog. It is not unusual for them to become altogether bestial in search of their chosen snack.
When the moon is full, and the freaks are at whims, one is always bound to encounter a ferocious cockle snacker in alleys, parks, and wooded glens offering seclusion from the prying eye of those whom are not of snacking taste.

tallywacker snacker 

Someone who is a total slut for giving blow-jobs.
Yo, I totally busted you know who doing you know what last night. I knew he was a tallywacker snacker! I told you!

Snail Snacker 

a term to use against the French
"those Snail Snacker's don't scare me"

Turd Snacker

A Trump follower. A person who eats up everything that Trump says as if it’s true. Similar to Shit Eater, but not interested in the truth.
Turd Snacker: “Yup, January 6th was a day of love. Nobody even got hurt. Them peoples was just there visiting.”

Turd Snacker: “We need Greenland. Denmark never bought it.”

Turd Snacker: “Hoax…It’s a hoax. The Epstein Files are a conspiracy by Obama.”

Turd Snacker: “CNN is fake news.”
Turd Snacker by Fart Esq January 20, 2026

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"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."