smoodini

When a guy ditches his mates for a chick

Your mate gets a bit of smoo' n does the smoodini and vanishes

by leroy carvin April 5, 2008

Smokin' the Pot

When somebody wins a huge pot in poker

"Check it out guys, Royal Flush"
"Aww man..."
"Damn, hes smokin' the pot now"

by TehSnail January 16, 2010

smoking oklahoma

When you jerk off while smoking a black and mild and when you jizz, you use the stream to put out the cigar. A little burn here and there means you're doing something right... Mmm did i smell bacon??

Man, I pulled a smoking oklahoma earlier, and now i can't get this damn cigar lit again!

by Mr_StealYoGirl October 9, 2015

Smoking rape

A term used to describe an older guy who is constantly talking about much younger girls that it's just as bad as smoking crack

guy 1: dude, check out that chick over there
Guy 2: she's at least 12 bro!
Guy 1: but that ass though...
Guy 2: dude, can you stop smoking rape

by Drosie June 30, 2016

smodding

The art of simultaneously fake smiling and nodding when asked to perform a task that you consider to be unnecessary, counter productive, or excessive, and you know that management won't listen to your valid viewpoint.

Not generally used in a sentence. It's just a slow deliberate motion to resign yourself to the futility of trying to be innovative in a bureaucratic system.

Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)

by Zamial March 26, 2017

Smoking da weeds

To smoke weed

I was out with my friends, smoking da weeds.

by Koolkat115 February 2, 2020

Smoking eagles

A term created by the legendary table top tysin that implies your smoking a fuck ton of weed, and quite possibly green out

Guy #1: ya bro Cain was hella smoking eagles last night
Guy #2: hell ya bruh we gon smoke some eagles tonight

by The boy Adler November 24, 2020