When she says, “Finger me,” and you go, “Yeah, yeah,” but then you
slide your dick in instead. She pauses, blinks, and goes, “Wow… your fingers are tiny.” That’s the moment you die inside, grab your jeans, and
spiral into a crisis that ends at a
shady massage parlor, where someone finally says the words you needed: “So big.” And now? Yeah, now you’ve got a type.