Slushy

The act of chilling your dick in a cup of snow or a slushy before getting down to business.

She said she wanted something different, so I hit her with the Slushy. She wasn’t ready.

by slushydotcom February 18, 2025

Gatorade Slushie

It's Gatorade that has been chemically modified in a freezer to satisfy your typical Beta Cuck. Usually the drinkers of this beverage are fat and stupid and try to compensate for their lack of masculinity by liking guns and right wing politics.

"Ugh, that Gatorade Slushie I had earlier is giving me the squirts."

by Evacuation Plan November 2, 2020

Slushy

Someone who has a low I.Q. Isn’t going anywhere in life, usually hangs out in front of 7/11 drinking slushies and eating chips and beef jerky

Joe is a bit slow and clueless, what a Slushy.

by Mrs.LisaMac May 4, 2023

man slushie

A margarita for a man. Preferably with out any umbrellas or fancy shit like salt.

You: Can I get a slushie with alcohol in it?
Waitress: you mean a margarita?
You: Naa a man slushie!

by Luckydeville May 24, 2016

Bathroom Slushie

When you leave the bathroom and you have a large glass of chocolate milk.

"Hey, this bathroom slushie goes great with my bathroom sandwich!"

by Jama-Himself May 14, 2025

mud slushie

What's left in the toilet when you have terrible diarrhea.

Dude! Next time you drop a mud slushie at my house please remember to flush it. Poop shit diarrhea

by Watch out for wendigos March 11, 2017

Slushy Noobz Virus

Slushy Noobz is a youtube channel with bffs Martin and Hamzah! u become infected with the Slushy Noobz Virus when you like, comment down bellow, subscribe, and hit the bell to get notified every damn time! if u have the virus, you must quarantine and consume as much of their content in order to survive. spread the slushy noobz virus by sharing with three friends, or two.

"i've been infected with the slushy noobz virus. i cant stop watching their vids and sharing with my friends! i even ordered merch. i am a true slushy"

by slushynoobz June 27, 2024