While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.
Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!
by Doctor Cock Lord 69 December 12, 2010
Get the Bald Headed Yogurt Slingermug. Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.
When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"
by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007
Get the purple-headed yogurt slingermug. by robert1120 December 17, 2008
Get the Purple Headed Mushroom Slingermug. by x January 22, 2003
Get the purple-nozzled yogurt slingermug. by Jeff February 25, 2004
Get the Purple-headed yogurt slingermug. by Shithead June 18, 2006
Get the Purple-Headed yogart slingermug. by latisha bonquiqui December 13, 2013
Get the one eyed yogurt slingermug.