Slimy Tom

A Laughing Cow cheese wedge wrapped in a turkey meat slice.

Dude, I love eating Slimy Toms on a Saturday night!

by Bendredison December 15, 2025

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Slimy Shotgun

(noun) The act of shotgunning a beverage after its can has been stuffed inside a person's vagina.

(verb) To shotgun a beverage after having stuffed the can inside a person's vagina.

(noun) Last Friday, Tommy threw up by the docks after receiving too many Slimy Shotguns from his girlfriend Candy.

(verb) Last Friday, Tommy Slimy Shotgunned too many Busch Lights and threw up by the docks.

by MikeHancho925 September 7, 2022

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slippy slimy surprise

when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax

"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)

by yes man ok yes go March 22, 2021

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slimy slug

When you finger a girl, and then stick your finger in her ear.

"I didn't give her a wet willy, I gave her the slimy slug"

by nitrodiesel1234 February 2, 2023

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Slimy Morty

A slimy Morty is when you have your partner (who is congested or has a lot of nasal running) hawk tooh and thus making the penis partner have a green slime upon their penis.

Bro I got a slimy morty last night it was almost a little much for me

by Mysteryclass December 28, 2024

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slimy susan

A girl with many names. Originally Knally, Slimy Susan was renamed in Grand Rapids, MI. She is also known as Successful Susan, Sweetheart Susan, and Sendy Susan.

Person: “Did you see that girl with Smokey Steve?”

Other person: “yeah that’s Slimy Susan.”

by Coolasthat January 2, 2019

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