Something I never get enough of you know, but you need to sleep. But lets say you can't sleep, It's 1 in the morning , you already have eye bags under your eyes... You have to go to work in about 5 hours. You get high on coffee and when you show up to work you tell your boss
by Felixwho January 4, 2020
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Get the Sleepmug. by missherondale June 3, 2014
Get the Sleepmug. This is a nonsensical word used by some adults in order to confuse each other and make the other person feel inferior or isolated.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.
Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.
Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.
Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.
Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.
by Feebz November 11, 2014
Get the Sleepmug. A beautiful, yet rare treasure. Something that the less we get the more we appreciate it, and something just when you think you've gone bare bones with, you realize how much less you can get and still somewhat function with.
In high school I thought I was functioning on minimum sleep. Years later in college and working full time I envy the amount of sleep I once got.
I don't get much sleep, but sometimes I sneeze and my eyes close, and that's basically the same thing.
I don't get much sleep, but sometimes I sneeze and my eyes close, and that's basically the same thing.
by DramaticChipSinger June 19, 2017
Get the sleepmug.