Krueger Sleeping Spasm

That point of sleep where you realise that your arm is sticking out of bed and therefore susceptible to being grabbed by Freddy Krueger or similar that has been waiting under your bed until you fell asleep. Symptoms include leaping, gasping, rapid heart beat, withdrawing vulnerable arm, wrapping body tightly in protective bedsheets.

This syndrome was created by excessive watching of horror flicks, usually at a socially unacceptable age.

I was having the most amazing dream about an abandoned house then BOOM, got hit by a Krueger Sleeping Spasm, thought I was having a heart attack

by juicyjackie August 26, 2011

you should be sleeping

Usually a phrase used when talking over social media or text; when someone is messaging you and they don't want to talk.
They use the time of day as an excuse to ignore you.

You: 'hi how was your day'
Them: ' you should be sleeping'

You: 'oh I'm not tired'
*message seen 10.32pm*
(Next day)
You: "how come you didn't reply to my message?"
Them: "I thought you were sleeping"

by Definamy November 20, 2014

sweeping

The act of sweeping multiple girls off their feet. Often times, the sweeper will be labeled as one who is very desired by the opposite sex, and sometimes even the same sex. It is common for a male sweeper to be have a hot bod, be good at guitar, be in a band, or be cute.

"Wow! That Kirbi Marquez sure is good at sweeping!"

"Kirbi is such a sweeper."

by MiniDJBeirne January 3, 2009

sleeping giant

Penis on its dormant state. A flaccid schlong.

Don't snuggle too much honey.. it's too early in the morning you might awaken a "sleeping giant".

by CyberJake July 26, 2005

Sleeting

The art of falling asleep with half-eaten food in one's mouth. This typically occurs on one's couch with or without a clicker in hand. The likely morsel found in one's mouth is chips or crackers.

"I woke up with food in my mouth again. I have been sleeting with abnormal frequency this week. It must have been that long bike ride that did me in today."

by SupaNative July 7, 2009

Seeking the Heat

An innate technique known by all men, learned still on the cradle. Throught the Blind Roballo's preadators vision, he can seek the heat and then enter into hot places, where he will feel at home for an average time of 15 minutes. Although this practice leads men from all over the world to (irrationally)discover fat chicks "cavities", it is deemed to be one revolucionary step towards sexual freedom.

-"Hey Shoyu, did you banged that fat woman over there?"
-"Sure, I listened to the Blind Roballo's will... he was irrationally seeking the heat"

by Rodrigo Vinicius Dufloth January 12, 2009

Sleekin'

When one is overly intoxicated almost to the point of retardation. Usually involing multiple substances.

I was sleekin' so hard last night I banged that fat chick.

by The Sleekster January 26, 2009