by antisocialsailor October 12, 2018

A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your balcony.
The Skinny Johnny rolling technique is a skill tough to master, only two people knows how to roll one.
The rolling itself is , and the roller needs a special bond between himself and the weed lord Snoop Dogg.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your balcony.
The Skinny Johnny rolling technique is a skill tough to master, only two people knows how to roll one.
The rolling itself is , and the roller needs a special bond between himself and the weed lord Snoop Dogg.
by The Skinny Johnny June 25, 2021

Tina: Gosh Claudia! You are so in love with Mark!
Claudia: It's more like skinny love when it comes to us.
Claudia: It's more like skinny love when it comes to us.
by Rodsby June 30, 2010

Girl: "I was expecting to look better than her in a bikini, but it turns out she's fat skinny and had a flat stomach."
by doyoucopy September 3, 2013

a skinny legend is a real one. the term does not necessarily refer to a persons actual physical density, but to their personality. a skinny legend has a thicc personality.
taro was a skinny legend when she let me copy off her on parcc (just kidding, teachers don’t come at me)
by thicc boi May 10, 2019

Skinny kid who thinks he's smart and who'll never grow up but loves bukkake with drunken, hypomanic English chicks.
by Windsorgirl August 14, 2010

A person that may or may not actually be "skinny," but is in some way weaker, smaller, or less advanced than intermediate/advanced weightlifters and athletes as dictated by Joe DeFranco in Westside for Skinny Bastards.
I used to be a skinny bastard, but after following WS4SBs III, I'm a slightly-less-than-skinny bastard!
by R A W October 7, 2007
