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singlish

It’s the native language in Singapore… Apparently.
A colloquial dialect that is somewhat similar to Manglish (A colloquial dialect in Malaysia) and is just as intimidating to those who are not familiar with this form of dialogue. Contrary to popular belief, people who converse in singlish are not retarded. It is just an articulated form of the “culture” being expressed through incoherent speech.
It goes something like this:
“What lah – (insert a bunch of made up words that make you go “WTF” here) – Mee Siam.”

The government had a huge hoo-hah concerning the liberal usage of this language some years back. This was clear evidence that the government had way to much free time on their hands…Wayy – too – much – free – time!
Prime minister of Singapore addressing to the nation: “I’ve had enough of this popcockery! Singlish must go… Now!”
Singaporeans: “awwwww …buggermaquilt.”
by Narutard Worshipper April 10, 2006
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Single

That’s me ..

Single …

Pretty much happily …

Year and half now …

But that’s the thing …

Somebody new?

At this point in life can only do perfect (as in for each other)

She knows who she is :p

Hopefully, free n single and ready mingle too

Providing she didn’t run the country mile
Single … x2 pls
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Singlet Chaser

A girl who loves wrestling and the boys who do it. A girl who will stand behind the wrestlers in their lives and help push them through the hard times. It's not all about sex with them.
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single speed

A bike with a single gear, similar to the days gone by when bikes didn't need a realm of cogs to propell itself forward. This is of course a free hub, not a fixie.
Dom was a pervert, he converted his geared mtb to a single speed.
by toby1 December 29, 2008
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Still Single

Yep, that’s right, all of your friends are in a relationship, you’re the last one, the last sad, single, sulked virgin, enjoy it while u can ig, someday someone will actually like you, until then, just get ice cream and cry that all your friends are slowly planning double dates without you cause you’re a hopeless romantic.
“Doing anything for v-day? My boyfriend is taking me on a picnic!”

Oh that’s cool, I’m still single so no plans”

“Oh that’s sad.”
by Idk.k April 15, 2019
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Assumed Single

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over
Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!
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single

the best damn feeling in the world! Independent & free!
"whatcha gonna do tonight?...."
"whatever the hell i want... im single!"
by Rihanna Dwe June 25, 2006
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