Shitshowmanship

When someone is accomplishing a great deal of things, and maybe has a bit of talent at something, despite appearing to be a complete shitshow at doing it.

Jaime is a hot mess, but she really gets a lot done. She’s amazing at her job, and despite being in a state of constant chaos, she really knows what she’s doing. She has great shitshowmanship.

by TiredSingleMom September 8, 2020

Shitsterbation

Act of shitting in your hand and beating your dick with your shit

Jack took a massive shit and used his shit to shitsterbation

by Pussytoass June 20, 2021

Shitstracted

When you get distracted while talking a shit and tie up the bathroom for too long.

Son what are you doing in there? It’s my turn. Sorry dad… I got shitstracted watching videos on my phone.

by the creeper October 30, 2021

Shitsorry

Enthusiastically apologize for something you have done

Shitsorry I didn't mean to run your cat over

by Crazy Carla June 15, 2022

Shitstarplanet

Shitstarplanet is this cool cool thing/game that i want to male, Https:/sites.google.com/view/shitstarplanet

That cool game that is obliviously not a copy of Blockstarplanet

hey you! Wanna play blockstarplanet?
No no and no, i dont wanna play shitstarplanet
A

by Original Shit guy September 5, 2022

shitstery

A mysterious shit that's in an odd location and nobody can explain who put it there. It's a mystery... a shitstery.

"Who took a shit in my Lucky Charms?"
"I'd like to solve that shitstery."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025

Shitatorian

Third in a graduating class.

If you're not the valedictorian and you're not the salutatorian does that make you the shitatorian.

by FUDA20 May 22, 2025