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Shaggin with Shaq

As you are about to come, pour Gold Bond© lotion on her so she thinks you came.One she turns around, rub Gold Bond© lotion in her eyes until she can no longer see. Proceed to come inside of her.
Guy 1:What did you do with that whore last night?

Guy 2: We did a bit of Shaggin with Shaq

Guy1: Wow, I can't believe you would do that.
by Hector Trombone January 14, 2018
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Shaq

Hym "Shaq is a YouTuber killer! He kills YouTuber! He wants to kill YouTubers! And he wants to fuck them too! The sick freak! Shaq is a sick freak!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Shaq Brewster

Though it's hard to say what led up to the incident where the guy got out of his truck, the media doesn't seem to have much respect for some of the crazy locals in the areas they are reporting in, and they make that clear often during weather events. Anybody can seem respectful to like minded people, but they have shown that they don't respect the folks that disagree with one of their own, or make one of their own look like something other than good and upstanding. People don't usually pull over and get out of their vehicle to confront somebody over nothing, it doesn't happen without something being said or done to instigate the incident, no matter how crazy the guy in the truck might seem to the audience the media wants to make him a fool in the eyes of.
There's no such thing as completely innocent in a human being in the way that there is in animals, and Shaq Brewster doesn't look innocent. He looks like a vicious oppurtunist always looking to take advantage of any weakness he can find in someone anywhere he goes to twist things around on people.
by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021
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shaq

You playn like shaq bro
by HatsuniMikado June 5, 2021
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shaq slap

1) originating from the act of backboard breaking, come into common usage as an expression of disrespect executed with the harshest of attitudes.

2) adult-contemporary rock band based in Berlin
1) oh shit dawg, see that fuckin throwdown. dude laid the shaq slap on that turdnippler.
by m-flo relluf February 18, 2008
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Sloppy Shaq

Have someone raise you on a forklift so that your hips are the height of the broad's head. By painting the rest of the picture, you will be Shaquille O'Neal himself.
Oh boy I sure do want a sloppy shaq from my ex tonight
by Shaqlord February 1, 2021
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Big Shaq

Is that our lord and savior Big Shaq?
Yes it is. Now bow.
by robertthenazi February 19, 2018
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