A beer with the taste of a thousand sun rises and the drinkability comparable to that of the holy grail.
Guy #1: "What're we gettin shitty on tonight?"
Guy #2: "Jim came out tonight"
Guy #3: "Let's grab some bud select"
Guy #4: "I knew he was out since day one"
Guy #2: "Jim came out tonight"
Guy #3: "Let's grab some bud select"
Guy #4: "I knew he was out since day one"
by Wlllford Brimley February 1, 2009
Get the Bud Select mug.Someone who wouldn't steal a pencil from work but chops up anyone who doesn't fit his idea of a moral person. Meanwhile he breaks as many moral conduct rules as the next guy only in his mind those don't matter. Someone who will judge you harshly for a slight indiscretion and will jump to conclusions from incomplete evidence.
Jo Jo - "Man Joe is a dick. He accused me of cheating on an exam because he heard it from Dave who is a chronic liar. Meanwhile Joe is eyeballing Freddie's wife when he's not around."
Terry - " Yeah. Joe is a selective moral jerk. I hope Freddie punches him in the mouth."
Terry - " Yeah. Joe is a selective moral jerk. I hope Freddie punches him in the mouth."
by peter gazinya October 4, 2010
Get the Selective Moral Jerk mug.Being told to clean or knowing that you need to clean, yet you don't. Instead you get on Facebook and look up words on Urban Dictionary. Then you clean when you absolutely have to (ie: company is coming over), have nothing better to do, or have a sudden urge to clean. But when you do choose to clean, you clean to the best of your ability. It really is a sickness of the mind because most likely you live in a fairly messy, yet often organized, house.
I've been putting off cleaning my room for three weeks, but now that my friends are coming over the entire house has to be spotless! I must have Selective Cleaning Disorder!
by createsnap October 27, 2010
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Girl: NO! I have selachophobia
Boy: What in the world is that.
Girl: I have a fear of sharks.
Girl: NO! I have selachophobia
Boy: What in the world is that.
Girl: I have a fear of sharks.
by Karma Ann October 14, 2011
Get the Selachophobia mug.A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.
Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.
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Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer
Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe
Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?
Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
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Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer
Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe
Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?
Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
by @sarahbellaweasley December 29, 2019
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Get the Natural Selection mug.1. Another name for the Columbine High School massacre.
2. Words printed on the shirt worn by Eric Harris as he committed the above.
2. Words printed on the shirt worn by Eric Harris as he committed the above.
"Sometime in April me and V will get revenge and will kick natural selection up a few notches" - Eric David Harris
by ColumbineInBloom January 15, 2005
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