sloppy seconds

1)When one man has unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman who's vagina still contains semen from a previous partner.

Derived from the fact that the second male is at risk for catching STDs from the first but the first is relatively free of risk.

2)Any decrease in provision size or quality do to a hiearchical ranking among men.
1: Tom and David both had sex with Jenny last night but David got sloppy seconds because he was younger.

2:When the fraternity entered the bar the bothers were allowed to pick dates first while the pledges got sloppy seconds.
by crew8221 March 09, 2004
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Second Wife

Chronologically, the marital partner between first and third wives. Not to be confused with the hot chick at the office your current wife accuses you of wanting to bang (aka office wife). Historically, the second wife is the rebound relationship after dissolution of the first marriage and often your first wife’s best friend. Known in your friend circle as the chick who is blessed with heavenly fucking skills but also a nanny for your shared custody of your kids. General life shelf of the second wife is 5-7 years though this time frame can be extended if she comes equipped with a trust fund or unplanned inheritance.
After his divorce from his first wife, Tim was in need of someone to cart his kids around when he had them every other weekend, clean his apartment, and have sex when the mood hit. Tim was in need of a second wife.
by Grant Rampus January 19, 2019
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fanno second

shortest possible time for some thing to beak down after it has been repaired
That conveyor broke down only 1 fanno second after it was fixed
by Mr Fixit November 15, 2008
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second brain

My second brain brought me to this video
by tory borty April 25, 2013
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30 seconds

a he-move/she-move kind of situation
man (thinking): "oh am i in? I am in! Cool."
woman (thinking): "hes been in for 30 seconds. why is he not moving? can't wait anymore!!!"
by Krkič March 03, 2021
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the second cumming

When a guy finishes once but decides to go back in for more, ultimitely ending in another orgasm.
Mike: "So did you get some last night after the party?"
Steve: "Yeah bro! This chick was crazy!"
Mike: "Did she let you get the second cumming??"
Steve: "Yeah! After I finished the first time she still wanted more!"
by RandomBlackGuy40 November 03, 2011
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one second

when you don't want to talk to someone and you need to find a reason to leave them hanging
Person A: You know what happened today? I tripped over st-

Person B: One second
*Person B doesn't come back*
by edgymofo December 13, 2021
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