Second-Hand Experience

When a Manual Elephant Masturbator has had his or her First-Hand Experience, and is diligent enough to continue his or her practice, often he or she becomes further honored by the elephant assignment, and loses the other arm. This brings the elephant one step closer to Niggeria.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.
Many say that the second-hand experience is eclipsed by the effects of the first.
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Second hand peanut butter

When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time
by Lynn Dunner June 10, 2017
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Second Hand Spunky Nappy

An article of clothing worn by a poor or twisted homosexual gentleman to allow him :

1. the senstion of his, and others, baby-gravy against his brown-eye.
2. to stifle the leakage of his boyfriend's population paste from the chocolate donut.
I hear Dave is so broke these days that he has had to resort to wearing a second hand spunky nappy of Jason's. He's mixing the goo round back.
by Bobbles22 April 18, 2008
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Second Hand Sex

A street punk/ ska punk band based out of Cincinnati Ohio. Their sound is something like that of the Crack Rock Steady Seven groups. Corey on guitar, Nick on bass, and Jesse on drums.
Second Hand Sex is playing with Subhumans and Millions Of Dead Cops at the Mad Hatter!
by thenihilisticmisfit March 15, 2011
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Second Hand Swamp Ass

Taking off your boxers after a journey that involves mild to scorching temperatures that induce the sweat glands around the human asshole to rage uncontrollably..... and then putting them back on.
Awwww man! We shouldn't have played ping pong before going in the pool. Now I have to walk around with Second Hand Swamp Ass.
by Bill Brohiem July 25, 2011
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Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.
"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
by blobygook May 24, 2013
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Enjoying that second hand

The act of breathing in the second hand smoke of a heavy smoker in order to get a fix without smoking yourself.
James: Look at that guy smoking over there
Steve: Oh yeah I could totally go for enjoying that second hand
by Irrational fear April 25, 2013
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