Flu season

A season where the flu is common and parents tell their children it’s flu season so they don’t kiss

Hey daughter are you going to your boyfriend’s house if so remember it’s flu season.

by Mr succc November 4, 2018

aids season

Og Sick wit it's wack tape. Og is a fictional character from a YouTuber called Gulley boy. Og is a 40 year old wack rapper. Hit songs are Pop that coochie, and Aids Season. Og is also from St.Louis on Gulley Boy's fictional block. He has recently made a new mixtape called Aids Season 2.

Them :"What wack album is this.
Me: "It's a album called aids season by og sick wit it from Gulley Boy's channel".

by Puertorican69 July 25, 2017

Seasonal Shrinkage

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

Season Blocked

When your asshole friend stops you from seasoning food on your own grill

Oh man! Jason just totally season blocked Aaron!

by Wintera83 September 15, 2018

huskey season

A time when you only try to pull girls that are 180lbs+

It's ferda

Patrick: "Bro look at that bitch. Huskey Season?"

Graham: "Bro it is Huskey Season"
Patrick: "Huskey Season Ferda"

by Ferda fucking bois June 9, 2017

Thot season

NOUN
When thots appear in greater numbers than usual.

-Usually because of warmer weather when short shorts are wearable
-Usually in school
-Also around girl scout cookie season
The season ends around June or early July

Jerry: Hey Harry, there are a lot of thots around here.

Harry: Well don't you know? It's thot season.
Jerry: Thot Season?
Harry: When there is an abnormal amount of THOTS!

by The Epitome of Autism February 10, 2018

Spooky season

ALL YEAR ROUND

It’s always spooky season

by Sol:) March 19, 2019