Scrambled Ham

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.

I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

scrambled ovary

The act of cracking eggs into a females vagina and then getting a dildo and scrambling the eggs. Once scrambled you eat the girl out along with the eggs.

Dylan gave Bronte a scrambled ovarys and loved it, best eggs ever!

by Dylan kirby August 6, 2010

Georgia Scrambled Eggs

Opening the lips of a womans vagina and vomiting in them, then using that vomit as a lubricant.

she asked for an order of Georgia Scrambled Eggs, so I gave it to her.

by Georgia Scrambler July 25, 2008

Scrumble

A cross between a tickle & a hug. An affectionate wiggling of the fingers in the region of a friends torso (but not in inappropriate areas) often accompanied by cries of "scrumblesrcumblescrumblescrumble".

"Ooooh Sam you are lovely, I think I'll scrumble you"

by Anna December 27, 2003

Scrumpadofldoochous

A descriptor(usually for a food) that means its has a great or rare taste that is of a high quality.

This pie my grandma made is so scrumpadofldoochous. I have to get some more.

by Kakashiboyk April 10, 2010

Crumpled

Fucked her pussy

I crumpled this bitch last night bro

by Cooldude1770 November 27, 2018

waste scrambled egg

wasting scrambled egg.

It is bad to waste scrambled eggs.

by Debskelly1985 May 27, 2023