The state of being where one is homosexual but also nonbinary, creating a state of both being and not being a (fe)male who likes (fe)males.
"Hey Dmitri, I think that I'm living Schrödinger's gender."-Anya
"Oh I see, so your pronouns are they/them, but you still identify as a lesbian."-Dmitri
"Yes, that's it exactly. I am still discovering how I like to identify."-Anya
"Oh I see, so your pronouns are they/them, but you still identify as a lesbian."-Dmitri
"Yes, that's it exactly. I am still discovering how I like to identify."-Anya
by Ariana Grande's Boots February 02, 2021
The description of any leftist (for the most part) that describes the non-sequitur used by ignorant or otherwise unknowledgeable right-wingers.
The fallacy is that somehow, in the minds of the right-winger (who, for the record, most likely has no actual idea what Socialism is) people who support Socialism/Communism are lazy and weak, but also have the idea that Socialism/Communism is when the people are overworked or are "forced to work for extensive periods of time"
An example of a natural case of Schrödinger's Socialist can be found when somebody says this,
"It's a murderous ideology for lazy bags of shit who play video games all day..." then go on to say, "...yet they somehow think working for inhumane hours and doing hard labor is how we should live."
In summary, a non-sequitur commonly spouted by ignorant conservatives who think the red-scare hasn't ended.
The fallacy is that somehow, in the minds of the right-winger (who, for the record, most likely has no actual idea what Socialism is) people who support Socialism/Communism are lazy and weak, but also have the idea that Socialism/Communism is when the people are overworked or are "forced to work for extensive periods of time"
An example of a natural case of Schrödinger's Socialist can be found when somebody says this,
"It's a murderous ideology for lazy bags of shit who play video games all day..." then go on to say, "...yet they somehow think working for inhumane hours and doing hard labor is how we should live."
In summary, a non-sequitur commonly spouted by ignorant conservatives who think the red-scare hasn't ended.
P1: "Man, make up your mind, are we lazy or wanting to be overworked?"
P2: "Seems like a case of Schrödinger's Communist!"
P2: "Seems like a case of Schrödinger's Communist!"
by Lumicatto October 27, 2020
A variation the the term "Schrödinger's douchebag". It is when a person makes a sexist remark and when confronted act like the remark was a joke and demean the person confronted for getting offended.
Person 1: *Makes sexist remark*
Person 2: That's sexist dude
Person 1: It's a joke, why you getting offended, you a simp or something?
Person 2: Way to be a Schrödinger's misogynist, jerk
Person 2: That's sexist dude
Person 1: It's a joke, why you getting offended, you a simp or something?
Person 2: Way to be a Schrödinger's misogynist, jerk
by EtaOfTheWay March 30, 2021
The theory and thought experiment that you never know if your Bitch is cheating on you or not until you read her conversation history on her phone
Boyfriend: I hope my Bitch Jennifer isn't whoring on some other dudes
*Looks at her conversation history*
Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine
Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you
*Looks at her conversation history*
Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine
Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you
by FURYqwerty January 14, 2021
An emoticon that expresses the way anonymous users can make you feel great and next drag you to the pits of Hell.
by tvdBULLET March 05, 2015
A person who unfunny dumbasses think says offensive thing and only says they're jokes when the don't land, but in reality they were always jokes and your just the group buzzkill
That Schrödinger's Douchebag said hippity hoppity women are property and only says its a joke when I get offended.
by unfunny individual December 27, 2020
by Paper_man March 28, 2016