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Schlapp

The sound a hand makes when someone slaps at the junk of a subordinate.
There was an audible 'schlapp' when Matt's (the chairman of a political organization) hand impacted the junk of a male staffer.
by ted_ted2 June 20, 2023
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schlabbergasted

Used as an adjective or noun, describing the state of someone who is insanely drunk or shit faced, but is aware of their state and fighting to remain conscious for some reason. This fight to avoid blacking out can be for various reasons. This is typically so that they can get somewhere in time to attempt to avoid getting into trouble, make it to work, or attend to their responsibilities.

The term "schlabbergasted" is a play on the word "flabbergasted," as people in this state have the face of someone who appears flabbergasted due to the fact that they are fighting the effects of a large amount of alcohol.

It originated among drunken ROTC cadets at UNG trying to get back to their dormitories from Johnny B's shitfaced in time before "TAPS" at midnight to avoid punishment.
Dude, did you see that guy stumbling back to the barracks fucking schlabbergasted at 2358? If he doesn't make it back in time, his company commander is gonna fucking kill him.
by NoTacticals February 18, 2024
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Schlapp

The act of enthusiastically rubbing one's genital area against another person, or attempting to rub their genitals, without their consent.
That American Conservative Union chairman, he just can't stop himself from trying to schlapp every fine young man he meets.
by Poissonbracket February 27, 2024
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Schlackervorlage

Bedeutet sowas wie das man jemanden toll findet und sich an ihnen inspiriert ein besserer mensch zu werden
Ich benutze dich als Schlackervorlage
Deine Mutter ist so eine tolle Schlackervorlage
by Anonymmon April 24, 2024
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Schlapp

To repeatedly grope and sexually harass men, particularly when done covertly by a man posing as heterosexual.
The head of the American Conservative Union was thrown out of a bar for schlapping men by following them around and rubbing up against them. He also settled a lawsuit alleging he had schlapped a former staffer.
by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025
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Schlapp

To repeatedly sexually harass one or more men, especially when done by a closeted man who opposes rights for sexual minorities.
The head of the American Conservative Union was kicked out of a bar for schlapping several men by following them around and rubbing up against them.
by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025
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schloppy schlauser

Having a massive movement of diarrhea while vomiting nearly everything eaten in the past 24 hours. Usually onset by massive amounts of alcohol.
"Did you hear?! Spencer was schloppy schlausered last night. The bathroom's a mess."
by Jpt100 October 13, 2008
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