schiits

When an English Person says oh shit!

Bob: "Dave, I just shuzzlecrumpeted in that guys crumpets!"
Dave: "Oh schiits!"

by Pieeater287 September 27, 2009

Scheidhauer

A name that sounds like a brand of horrible laxitives.

Person 1: Got any laxitives?

Person 2: Scheidhauer brand. How bout them?

Person 1: No thanks those taste like crap.

Person 2: That's cuz they are.

by Crazysped59432u59843524 December 19, 2009

schitty

When someone says "city" with a "sh" at the beginning. Sounds like you're saying "shitty."

Person 1: You goin' to the schitty tonight?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
Person 1: I'm askin' if you're goin' to the schitty tonight.
Person 2: I ain't goin' to NO shitty tonight!

by Polaroid7 October 5, 2015

Schest

Where your chin meets your chest because you have no neck.

Jake has no neck, he has a schest!

by C4nn0nb4ll April 21, 2018

schfitz

when your coochie gets so unbelievably wet to the point where it pulsates

Person with coochie: oh my god did you see that ab pic
Other person with coochie: Yea im literally schfitzing
Person with coochie: same

by whatsSaTANbacon April 11, 2021

Scheiser

The German word for shit.
sing.- Scheiser
plur. -Scheisen

SCHEISER!! the deadline is today

by Jerry Deutch June 5, 2004

schitzapolaroid

When a person can be photographed one day and look fabulous then the next day they look like a bag of assholes.

Sara: look at these pics of sally she looks like a completly different person. really good in this one shocking in that one.

Jane: Yeah sallys a bit of a schitzapolaroid

by jayneybaybey March 26, 2008