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WARNING: If you ever see a Satanic Creature, offer it food or money, then run.
WARNING: If you ever see a Satanic Creature, offer it food or money, then run.
by Jessus March 5, 2013
Get the Satanic Creatures mug.Slave owners figured out that they can exploit human beings more profitably by tricking them and enslaving them covertly. The trick works like this. Employers post a help wanted ad, interview candidates and hire the ones they see will be more productive. They pay each employee a salary. By hiring a worker employers, some of who are in reality slave masters, have shifted the burden of maintaining a slave from themselves to the employee because now the employee is the one who must obtain his or her own food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. That is what salaries are for, and that's why some 'Help Wanted' ads should really be called 'Slave Wanted' ads, some employees a 'salaried slave,' and some employers 'slave masters.'
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by Boguerat28 March 14, 2018
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Get the Salarious mug.Samariah is a trustworthy beautiful person. She is a very funny person and likes to be in a close relationship.
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by Stupidhoe45 April 25, 2019
Get the Samariah mug.Samari is the most beautiful girl at Byron. She isn’t as popular but she makes any popular girl jealous and any boy like her. Although she’s only a freshmen, she’ll make any upperclassmen interested in her. Hell, I’m a sophomore and I’m totally obsessed with her (not in a weird way). In conclusion, she is the best girl you will ever meet and by far is the most gorgeous person I’ve met. She’ll make any small encounter the best encounter. She’s shy at first but I’m sure once you get to know her and she gets to know you better, she’ll show her true colors.
D: “hey, you know that freshman, Samari?”
G: “yeah, I actually talked to her walking to my last period, her personality is almost as beautiful as her looks.”
G: “yeah, I actually talked to her walking to my last period, her personality is almost as beautiful as her looks.”
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