swallow the worm

To swallow the semen when giving a dude a blow job.

Becky would swallow the worm when giving head, as long as it didn't taste bitter. Otherwise she would tell you to aim that shit toward yer' belly.

by Woodlee April 20, 2006

shallow

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and arrogant.

Macgregor is a shallow soccer mom.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

shallow

Morons who only like people because they're hot. They don't bother to actually get to know them.

Guy #1: Hal, lemme ask you something. Are you so shallow that you'd rather date a girl missing one breast than half a brain?
Guy #2: Ooh...toughie. Well, how's the remaining breast? Is it big?

by Elizabeth Bennett April 19, 2006

The Saslow Rebellion

A rebellion led by Demitrius Saslow of the Canadian Saslow Clan which states that selflessness, subtlety, and soft voices are to be outlawed in all civil (or uncivil) societies. National holidays include the Saint Sanjurjo Day Parade (in the nude) during which all national media outlets broadcast rereuns of Star Trek: The Next Generation. The rebellion established 75 Chick Fillet franchises throughout the east coast in the course of one week.

If it were not for the Saslow Rebellion, we would not be here.

Our forefathers died for the Saslow Rebellion.

by Glenn Reasoner October 11, 2006

National swallow cum day

National swallow cum day on November 1st.

I’m gonna swallow to day, cause it’s November 1st which means it’s National swallow cum day.

by Dinbbmaja October 15, 2020

swallow kids

the act of a lucky lady swallowing a man's ooga, you know, his little swimmers.

1.Sara you sure are good at this, have you swallowed kids before?
2."...all you gotta do is swallow some kids like that witch did in Hansel and Gretel..." - Fabolous "Damn"

by Tha Shocker (L.P.) May 4, 2003

white-swallow

a hot load that, that bitch better swallow! ie. i shoot my cum in my girls mouth, and she swallows it

"damn tom, i dident know you mom gives out white-swallows for 5 bucks a pop"

by antipope_9 July 16, 2008