Sal Giordano

A Fat Person who blows fat clouds. Also he is known as the kid who knows everything about computers.

Yo you hit a fat cloud, bro you just did a sal giordano

by joetotti10 May 19, 2018

classy sal

a moment in which you fail at life.

i just classy sal'd in mah big ass converses.

by McIams May 31, 2010

sal

should kiss xen rn and xen very much doesnt know how to tell this is obv not xen typing this

sal isnt a fag

by xenisafatassfag July 18, 2022

Sal

The hottest man you'll ever see. You can find him on impractical jokers

Have you seen sal he's so hot

by Pussgetter February 14, 2019

sals

a shortened version of salisbury university, sals is used to describe things that have the same energy as the university and the people who attend it. typically, actions that align most closely with people who peaked in high school suit this term best. people often misuse sals to describe things that are lame or cringe, but things that are sals have a very specific energy to them. you will know what is sals when you see it.

person 1: bruh this girl spammed her story last with videos of her at a party it was so annoying
person 2: omg that’s so sals. how badly does she need people to think she’s cool

by yourmomatthebombdotcom September 28, 2021

Sal

The weird half-name that the bi kid in your class decided was her name now

"Hey, my name is Sal!"
"STFU, 'Sal'"

by EASports:ItsAPain April 12, 2022

Sal Trend Setta

a guy who makes it his goal to be randomly mean to younger people. At parties, he will try to corrupt their innocence, and accuse them of stealing.
They are usually really skinny and drive dark silver sedans of japanese branding--but other sedans will do.
can be abbreviated to just STS.

Person 1: that guy is such a douche.
Person 2: what a Sal Trend Setta (or STS)

by lookz4buckzz May 18, 2011