isma smegma

Smegma a cheesy like substance hidden within the dark depths of the body
Isma the great tall hideous mythical monster that everyone should be familiar with

don't get near it it might give you the smegma touch....

EWWWWWWWW theres isma smegma everywhere

by allahistheone February 19, 2025

Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.

Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."

by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025

smegma

ohio opposite version of sigma

bro ur such a fatass smegma

by cocmonke June 9, 2024

Smegma

A really sticky cheese that comes from your jonhson, it can be bought only at Wlamrat.

Anthony Moca cant wait to eat this smegma with some bagels

by smegma master June 10, 2024

Smegma

Morning breakfast

Black guy: mmmmm i looove breakfast
Arabic guy: i put so much smegma in there
Black guy: i love your smegma

by istriveforporn July 23, 2024

angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex

Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

Smegma Stealer

An unknown entity who steals and collects the crusty smegma off cut/un-cut men while they are sleeping.

The Smegma Stealer stole my dick particles!

by Rionox April 20, 2023