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Rory is usual short and emo as fuck but he's chill, he'll fuck you into next year and then tell you it was a "W fuck". He's a strange one but a keeper, probably owns a weird ass animal but the animal is chill as fuck too like a lizard for example. He might have been a junkie but is probably retired now unless you offer him cocaine.
"Hey you know Rory?"
"Oh dude he's chill as hell! His lizard is chill as fuck too."
Rory by Phatcockfrpreach May 11, 2024
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everyone’s #1 goat #queenshit
rory by user1285992 December 14, 2024
everyones goat #queenshit
😩😩rory is the best
rory by user1285992 December 14, 2024
Rory is a asshole who does nothing but breaks girls hearts. He is might fine though.
"Girl guess what, Rory being bipolar again and still texting his ex."
Rory by DustyFork77 October 1, 2025
An amazingly sweet, kind person. Who you’ll love. Everyone wants to know Rory. Everyone wants to be Rory. She’s beautiful, and she’ll always be there for you even in ups and downs.
U know Rory.”
“Who doesn’t!?”
Rory. by Priceless Sky May 30, 2019

Rory Williams 

Amy Pond's husband from Doctor Who with the eleventh doctor :D
Allie: I love Rory Williams!

Hannah: RORY WILLIAMS IS AWESOME!
Rory Williams by HiImGeorgi January 1, 2012

Rory Stewart 

An idiot who clearly was dropped on his head as a child. He was kicked out of England after trying to roast the locals, so he traveled to Afghanistan for a easier target and an endless supply of weed. Rory Stewart is pro-dragging animals across the desert, and pro-Westerners know best. He refuses to comply with governments that know better than he does. Slightly similar to Hitler and Stalin, he definitely has a superiority complex. He would have a much different status as a women, and is the after of meth if Eddie Redmayne is the before.
Hitler was such a Rory Stewart.

That dumb fuck over there look likes Rory Stewart .