Part Time Relatives

The type of relatives that only show up for Christmas and birthdays

Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives

by Upstairsdragon July 11, 2016

Mihai Doncu's relatives

Mihai Doncu's relatives are a powerful romanian gang that can fuck you up immediately.

When you work on your badly engineered car and you get angry you can say: "Mihai Doncu's relatives fuck that."

by Gobi1 December 20, 2023

subject relative

The most literal way to explain every one is their own person. Everyone is a “subject” meaning they experience the world of objects around them. Relative meaning each person has a point of view, or a point of you. While you may think you know what someone is experiencing you can never actually come close to knowing it, but you should respect is as much as you respect your own experience.

We are all subject relatives. The only way we all relate is that we are subjects.

by Outrightproductions November 23, 2021

Dar-Rel

Dar-Rel The living embodiment of perfection. He can fight he is sexy he is the most equipped person in his entire country if you're his mate your all good but if not then you're a

Person 1 "Yo look at that sexy guy."
Person 2 "Yeah damn he's sexy... wait is that Dar-Rel!?!?!"
Spoiler It was me

by Fizshion November 1, 2023

Rel

Dogshit player at cops who can’t react for shit best clan he was in was 3nF which is shit

Rel is so fucking ass at critical ops boosted ass can’t even react for shit

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Poor Relative

A poor relative is someone you try to make look like a poor person so that your other relatives can live lavish lifestyles.I..e no divorce, 3 course meals for breakfast lunch and dinner, drive luxury cares, own mansions, gamble at the casinos every month. It is actually not really acceptable. and pretty low and scummy.

Lets call someone our poor relative in hopes that we become more successful.{ I am not your poor relative}

by Alex phoenix October 3, 2023

Relative Zone

When you've known the person you like for so long that they don't see you as a friend or BFF,they see you as a relative,generally a sibling or a cousin.The ultimate version of the friend zone.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.

Me:Ever told you about Female name ?
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.

True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.

by CptArgentina March 28, 2016