Refrigerator Disease

When your husband/boyfriend looks for something, you tell him EXACTLY where he should find it, and he can’t. You get up and get it, from exactly where you said it would be.

Him: Do we have any ketchup?

Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?

Him: YES! It’s not there.

Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!

Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.

by SweetDee123 January 12, 2019

Refrigerator Dick

When you pour liquid nitrogen on your cock and it freezes. You then proceed to whack it against a table until it shatters

“Dat bitches pussy so cold I got refrigerator dick.”

by XXXChicken_FuckerXXX July 29, 2019

refrigbullying

The use of a smart refrigerator in cyber bullying

Get refrigbullying

Please stop dad

by 10/10 toaster February 7, 2020

refrigbullying

A very unique way of cyberbullying, instead of using the normal phone or computer. You instead use a smart refrigerator to bully the person.

Could you please stop refrigbullying me father

No I just got this new smart refrigerator.

by 10/10 toaster February 7, 2020

Refrigsexing

sexting but with a smart refrigerator

I heard you were refrigsexing
Yes I was the woman was ecstatic

by 10/10 toaster February 7, 2020

Refrigbot

A bot that is used on smart refrigerators. It is most commonly used to make funny twitters.

Ohh no I encountered a refrigbot

run

by 10/10 toaster February 11, 2020

refrigerator anxiety

The fear of being judged of what or how much you put in the refrigerator by someone else

I have refrigerator anxiety with my roommate because I don’t want her to judge me with what I put in the refrigerator.

by STE8 January 11, 2020