rectangle of knowledge

A smartphone, keeper of almanacs through Wikipedia.

When did Vesuvius erupt?
I don't know, let's check the Rectangle of Knowledge.

by flamewader May 3, 2021

Rectal Yodelling

When an anus has been stretched and gaped wide enough to receive a yodel from the participating partner.

Legand says that when executing "rectal yodelling" correctly you can hear the yodel echo through the intestinal walls of the puckered anus.

by Rectal yodeler November 27, 2021

Rectal Sandbox

When you excrete explosive feces from your behind and some of the feces sticks to your butt cheeks and crusts over, therefore creating a sandbox from your rectum.

I had Taco Bell last night which caused me to create a rectal sandbox.

by gigidygigidy69 July 16, 2022

Headium Rectoris

A devastating, incurable disease of one having their head lodged squarely up their own ass.

moron idiot dumbass douchebag retard

Jeff got hammered at the office charity event and spit on handicapped children. He has a serious case of Headium Rectoris.

by GhostFaceThrilla June 23, 2016

plastic debt rectangle

A piece of plastic where your debt is stored

Should’ve replaced “credit card” with “plastic debt rectangle”

by sayerseswq September 18, 2020

Rentaria

All liquid diaria thats explosive,loud
and sometimes bloody.

Damn, that Mexican water gave me rentaria.

by John November 25, 2003

rectal squirt

Porn. Very bad porn.
Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google.
Very traumatic experience.

Never try a rectal squirt.
It hurts.
Very much
Certain men couldnt walk for a week.

"OH MY GOD! My rectal is squirting." - Rectal squirt.

by MarkBonerMonkeyMcKeich August 16, 2006