Reading Harry Potter

Code phrase for smoking pot. Used when around uptight parents and other authority figures.

Kid #1: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Kid #2: Oh I'll be reading Harry Potter.
Kid #1: Niiiice.

by emily&emma January 12, 2010

Reidenbach

1. German for "I take big brown shits on the floor"

2. A sexual position where two partners achieve orgasm while they do cartwheels

3. A swiss nigger residing in an asian country

4. An oreo flavor where the cream is replaced with frozen kangaroo jizz

1. Person A: "Damn what the hell is up with you? I stepped on your shit!"

Person B: "Oh sorry bro, I'm such a Reidenbach."

2. Person A: "I just got a bitch from Cirque de Soleil. We did the Reidenbach and I broke my neck."

3. Barack Obama

4. Person A: "Hey dude you wanna try out this new oreo flavor"

Person B: "Sweet, it tastes like Frozen Kangaroo Jizz!"

by Vaca February 23, 2015

Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud

A condition in which the affected person will have a dying urge to read everything they see out loud.

This can become incredibly annoying.

A kid walks into a shop...

Kid: "Ooooh, SCREWDRIVER... Ooooh, PENCIL SHARPENER, Ooooh, THIS SIDE UP..."

Clerk: "Oh, another case of Uncontrollable Reading-Aloud..."

by ~Aphotix~ July 17, 2009

I'm riding that train, reading that book. . .

An expression which originated during a drunken late-nite discussion of the origins of expressions. It means, "I see what you're saying, where you're going with that."

Drunk person A: "Dude, you know what I mean?!"

Drunk person B: "Totally, Dude. I'm riding that train, reading that book."

by ripcurlgirl September 15, 2004

Reading a magazine

When one goes to the bathroom for a long period of time.

Person 1: I'm gonna go read a magazine.

Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.

by Asianchild December 28, 2013

The Orville Redenbocker

Recieving a hand job at a movie theater, by way of a large popcorn.

Cut a hole in the bottom of your popcorn container, when your partner reches for popcorn they will find a "hefty" suprise. No lubrication needed, and always ask for extra butter.

by Charles Cancilla Jr. June 27, 2005

reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.

That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007