I went to the Walgreens on church st and it was rant rant, or I walked passed this lady and she smelt like rant rant
by Kiara strayhorn February 12, 2023
by -_- September 03, 2021
A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.
"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
by RantMerchant October 27, 2009
So fat and he has so many fat rolls that it stinks so much like he literally has shit saints on his pants you are fat so Geary fat
by Pineapple peanut October 10, 2021
So fat he literally is at the back of the bus and ways it down and when he makes sexy time he poop shit fart you are so gay
Cole rant fat
by Pineapple peanut October 10, 2021
by NaviWinter December 24, 2019
Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?
by Stupid Af July 15, 2021